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18,647 Entries
Farzad 
Feb 17, 2024

Comments:
Argentina vs Iran. In 30 min


Farzad 
Feb 17, 2024

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مسعود شجاعی 
 


Farzad 
Feb 17, 2024

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KhomAri next week. 😔
 
I love shahrestan and dahats in Iran. Don't miss Abhar and Khorramdareh
 


kAmkAr  
Feb 17, 2024

Comments:
Shahin, So I don't know most of your nicknames that you've chosen in your nightly report. I can guess some but the thing that I'm most curious about is the last line in your chronicals. The one about the clearance.
Is that like your Walter Cronkite closing line or what?


kAmkAr  
Feb 17, 2024

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Ghodoos got 5 minutes play time against Liverpool.


Koskhol Khooneh Chronicles 
Feb 16, 2024

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Again no chronicles next week as I will be in Manhattan busy having a good time & counting my money.

Another day and no denial of the Secret Clearance situation. 


Koskhol Khooneh Chronicles 
Feb 16, 2024

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Jeegar-e Cheleh Khaneh is fighting back. He sounds angry with his life and the world in general. He lives in this oppressive capitalist country and does not want to be reminded how his life turned out. He should embrace it and thank god that his wife is taking care of him (at least for now)


Koskhol Khooneh Chronicles 
Feb 16, 2024

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Out of nowhere we got posts against RP which is fine, I don’t support him either but that’s a safe place to go over there. Gonde gooz mentioned that he has nothing against him which is again fine but he also has nothing against mullahs, Putin and Xi as long as they promise low dollars. See below. Some other confused dude said that for Islamic Republic to go away, RP needs to go away (dead?). Therefore he hates RP more than Khamenie


Koskhol Khooneh Chronicles 
Feb 16, 2024

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Gonde gooz has to come up with some sound bites that he googled. Baba talk like a normal person, no need to try to sound like someone with a lot of wisdom. He also made some bi mazeh joke that we are reading his secret messages. Rashti loved it. Anyway he thinks it is sad that these chronicles exists.


Koskhol Khooneh Chronicles 
Feb 16, 2024

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Why the World is so Mean?

Pit Bull  of Cheleh Khaneh is complaining that I do not go to Iran and Farzad goes too much and when he goes, he only goes to dahat, therefore we don’t know what is really happening back home. The way you learn what is happening back home is to go there and look after your shah era properties that you inherited during Islamic regime. Now if the dollar goes down to haft toman you can all sell and buy more retirement properties here in the US (astakh forrelah) or some other US friendly country.


kAmkAr  
Feb 16, 2024

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Good one Cyruss.


Cyruss 
Feb 16, 2024

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Another random Friday night telegram:
 
 
 
من سال ۸۰ رای ندادم،
 
و وقتی دیدم خاتمی با رهبری مشکل پیدا کرد خدا را شکر کردم که باعث نشدم رهبری را ناراحت کنم!!
 
من سال ۸۴ و ۸۸ رای ندادم و وقتی در پایان کار دیدم احمدی نژاد با رهبری دشمن شد؛ خدا را شکر کردم که در ناراحت کردن رهبر شریک نبودم!!
 
من سال ۹۲ و ۹۶ رای ندادم ووقتی فهمیدم روحانی جاسوس انگلیس بوده!!
 
و عباسی اون مطالب را در مورد روحانی گفت، خدا راشکر کردم که رای به کسیکه رهبر باهاش مخالف بوده ندادم!!
 
من سال ۴۰۰ رای ندادم
 
و الان که وعده های عمل نشده رئیسی باعث ناراحتی رهبر شده خدا را شکر کردم!!
 
که در ناراحت کردن رهبر شریک نبودم!!
 
از رای ندادن هام این همه تجربه مفید داشتم؛
 
وقتی طبق تجربیاتم هر کس در انتخابات ریاست جمهوری و مجلس رای میاره ناکارامد هست و با عملکرد بدش رهبر عزیزم رو!!!ناراحت و ناراضی میکنه؛ پس به خاطر رهبر عزیزم در انتخابات شرکت نمیکنم.


Cyruss 
Feb 16, 2024

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Random Friday night telegram post:
 
 
 
New #7,369
 
یک مسلمان ساعتی را که توسط کریستین هاگن اختراع شده را نگاه کرد و دید که وقت نماز نزدیک شده و بلند شد و ژاکتی را که توسط ادی بویر اختراع شده بود پوشید و دوچرخه اختراع شده توسط دایملر و مایباخ را بیرون آورد و با آن سریع به سمت مسجد حرکت کرد.
 
با رسیدن به مسجد، از آب تمیزِ فیلتر شده‌ای از دستگاه آبسردکن که توسط هالسی تیلور اختراع شده بود، نوشید.
 
و کفش های کلارکش را در آورد و با آبفشانی که توسط بنجامین موگان اختراع شد و بدون هیچ مشکلی آب گرم تولید می کرد، وضو گرفت.
 
سپس به سمت دروازه داخلی مسجد رفت و در شیشه ای اختراع شده توسط رابرت هومن را باز کرد.
 
لامپ اختراع شده ادیسون را روشن کرد،
 
با کمک برق اختراع شده توسط بنجامین فرانکلین، لامپ روشن شد و مسجد به دلیل نور به گونه‌ای روشن شد که گویی روزِ روشن است.
 
پنکه هایی که توسط فیلیپ دیال اختراع شده بود در مسجد بودند، اما به دلیل سرما روشن نشدند.
 
همچنین یک کولر که توسط ویلیس کریر اختراع شده بود در قسمت جلو بود اما بخاری اختراع شده توسط چارلز بیکر را روشن کرد و با میکروفونی که جیمز وست اختراع کرده بود شروع به اذان گفتن کرد.
 
بلندگوی اختراع شده توسط ادوارد کلوگ و چستر رایس باعث شد تا صدا به گوش همه مسلمانان برسد.
 
سپس بر روی حصیر ساخت چین دعا کرد و دستان خود را برای دعا بلند کرد و چنین دعا و آرزو کرد:
 
 
«خدایا کافران و غیر مسلمین را لعنت بفرما و ما مسلمانان را بر آنان مسلط بفرما»


Cyruss  
Feb 16, 2024

Comments:
Have you guys seen him play?
Farzad, one of your 8 replacements?


Shahin 
Feb 16, 2024

Comments:
No Gol bezan discovered Dennis


Cyruss 
Feb 16, 2024

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Shahin, did you discover this dude too or credit of discovery is up for grabs?
Dennis-Yerai Eckert Ayensa
Plays for Union Saint-Gilloise of Belgium
Iranian father, German-Spanish Mother


Farzad 
Feb 16, 2024

Comments:
You listen to blue players complaining, it really comes down to how kajo koleh the system is in iran.  It just does not make sense.  Certain things no matter how much you try does not fit and is not going to work with underlying foundation which is poured with Ideology, Dictatorship, repression,  looting. The mall they built, the steak house with a wine glass filled with Aab AbAlbaloo.  It is just so kajo koleh. 


Farzad 
Feb 16, 2024

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beautiful


Farzad 
Feb 16, 2024

Comments:
راشون ندادند

اعزام زائران ایرانی به حج عمره پس از دو ماه انتظار منتفی شد

https://radiftarin.com/link_page.php?id=235113


Farzad 
Feb 16, 2024

Comments:

اختلال روانی ایرانیان دو برابر میانگین جهانی است

https://radiftarin.com/link_page.php?id=235127


Farzad 
Feb 16, 2024

Comments:
Good video Goaldoost


Farzad 
Feb 16, 2024

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Can he pardon himself on all these?


Shahin 
Feb 16, 2024

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On Kushner & Saudis covering him, I was going to also bring that up. That is why he wants to be the president again so much


Shahin 
Feb 16, 2024

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Thanks Farzad for the explanation. This is very true in what you said. Again I am ok with people finding their own community but when they look at others with utmost hypocrisy is what makes me want to fight back. It is not really about someone telling me that I am selling my wife & daughter to Israelis and US. I do not take these online insults seriously. My weak spot is when I think I can make people see that they are full of shit. I may have to give up one of these days but for now I will push on [smile]


Farzad 
Feb 16, 2024

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Shahin, Kushner / Bin Salam will cover it. 


Farzad 
Feb 16, 2024

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Shahin, what I was trying to say with "live like water" was, that at the end everyone find their community and settle there. You settle where you feel belonged. You look at it as a package. KamkAr tried to recruit, bought found the hard way that certain habits, thoughts, sympathy towards, and comfort zone, will never change. 


Shahin 
Feb 16, 2024

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With all the lawsuits going on with Trump, this 360M judgment today will hit him the hardest. Not that he has to pay up right now but this will affect him the most overall. 


Goaldoost 
Feb 16, 2024

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Not letting reposting NFL related. Copy paste:
NFL Super Bowl LVIII Mic'd Up, "I want back to back to back" | Game Day All Access


Goaldoost  
Feb 16, 2024

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Shahin 
Feb 16, 2024

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Just a quick note that the reason I am doing the chronicles is that during the day I do not fill up the page with oon yeki. This way people can read them or ignore them.

The chronicles are closed on weekends and I am heading out of town and will not be able to take good notes during the day. May be I should have guest hosts in the future


kAmkAr  
Feb 16, 2024

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Self-explanatory!


Shahin 
Feb 16, 2024

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and some are pimps [smile]


Farzad 
Feb 16, 2024

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KAmkAr. You know what I mean with the ones in bold. 
 
 
بعضی ها از اول می دانستند و می فهمیدند.
‏بعضی ها سال ۵۸ فهمیدن
‏بعصی ها سال ۶۸ فهمیدن
‏بعضی ها سال ۷۸ فهمیدن
‏بعضی ها سال ۸۸ فهمیدن
‏بعصی ها سال ۹۶ فهمیدن
‏بعصی ها سال ۹۸ فهمیدن
بعضی ها سال ۱۴۰۰ فهمیدن
‏بعضی ها چند روزه فهمیدن
‏بعضی ها اصلا نفهمیدند
بعضی ها کلا نفهمند
‏بعضی ها نمی خواهند که بفهمند!
بعضی ها فهمیدند اما بخاطر منافع خودشان را زدند به نفهمیدن و دیگران را هم تشویق به نفهمیدن می کنند .
بخوانید و نشر دهید🙏🏻


Farzad 
Feb 16, 2024

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Farzad 
Feb 16, 2024

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At 4:33 you will see Pizzaria Bianco.   Netflix had this as the best pizza in the world.  And yours truly can attest, that it is indeed the best made pizza.  (Originally opened in Phoenix). 
 
Top 5 Eateries is a relative's show.  Appreciate clicking the "like"


Farzad 
Feb 16, 2024

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Farzad 
Feb 16, 2024

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This is Hilarius


Farzad 
Feb 16, 2024

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kamkAr





Farzad 
Feb 16, 2024

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Farzad 
Feb 16, 2024

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Shahin, [smile][smile][smile]

At the end there is a reason, we get gravitated and find a place to settle. 

There is a phrase by Lao Tzu (and actually there is a book) that says "Live like water".  Water trickles and passes through barriers, go around the barriers and finally settles and forms itself in a shape that is provided for it. 

Live Like Water. Water inspires me. It inspires me to be… | by Andrew Courtney | Medium





Farzad 
Feb 16, 2024

Comments:
Makes sense. 


Shahin 
Feb 16, 2024

Comments:
One interesting note about AMZN business. Its retail business where you shop, Prime, etc. has $80 Billion in sales and operates at a loss. The Amazon Web Services (AWS) that provides Computer power resources to businesses & individuals that I mentioned below has $30 B in revenue and provides all Amazon operating income of about $5B annually. This segment at Amazon initially benefited from companies not buying hardware, servers etc. and rent this from Amazon. This segment of the business will now explode because of AI


kAmkAr 
Feb 16, 2024

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Farzad, Two other factors you forgot to mention for the 57. You're correct. Akhonds, Chapies, and the stupid Roshanfekrs were players in the Ashoob. The big oil companies and masses who took part in the Ashoob were also guilty.  


Farzad 
Feb 16, 2024

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Farzad 
Feb 16, 2024

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HAMVATAN and KAmkAr I got this yesterday.
 
 
‌اگر نادر جهانبانی زنده بود جنگ می شد؟
و یا 8 سال طول می کشید ؟؟
 
یکی از نزدیکان خلخالی  خاطره ای  از دادگاه نادر جهانبانی تعریف می کرد و می گفت : 
 
خلخالی بعد از پایان رسیدگی به دادگاه نادر جهانبانی خیلی کلافه بود علت را جویا شدم گفت:
تفهیم اتهام شد نه دفاع کرد نه اظهار پشیمانی ..!!
فقط گفت: آماده اجرای حکم هستم!
 
با خنده گفتم:
آقا خوب است وقتتان را تلف نکرده است..
 
خلخالی در جوابم آهسته گفت :
ما را آدم حساب نکرد..!!!
 
 
سپهبد خلبان نادر جهانبانی یکی از بهترین فرماندهان ایران در قبل از انقلاب  بود.
 
‍  تیمسار نادر جهانبانی در دادگاه انقلاب به ریاست  صادق خلخالی  با اینکه جرمی برای اثبات نداشت کاغدی بر گردن او انداختند با عنوان "عامل فساد"
 
و او چنین گفت:
«آنچه را که شما مطرح کردید آنقدر مسخره و احمقانه‌ است که من لزومی به پاسخ گفتن به ان ندارم


Farzad 
Feb 16, 2024

Comments:
Hamvatan,

Ashke mano dar Avordi.  To this date I found no one to say one bad thing about him.. 

kAmkAr,

One theory I heard was that shah had a reform in place for 1979.  There are rumors that Akhund, chap and some so called roshanfekran knowing that such reform coming (they did not want it), they became pro active to ruin it and it worked.


Ri De Iran 
Feb 16, 2024

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Shahin 
Feb 16, 2024

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I was going to give the koskol khoneh a long weekend but the Pit Bul of Cheleh Khaneh does not want to start his long weekend. I was going to let some people off the hook in the bubble as they are relatively harmless but the bull is encouraging me to be more entertaining. So I will be taking scrupulous notes through out the day for late night newletter


Shahin 
Feb 16, 2024

Comments:
Now we have the topol guy running the navy 😂


kAmkAr 
Feb 16, 2024

Comments:
I tend to dwell quite often about what if 57 didn't happen and we chose to reform the Pahlavi which for sure was a liable option. Then just imagen where we would be standing worldwide in Economy, sport, culture, et....
Shah made a lot of mistakes. Only if he had started reforms a few years earlier and not let it get to the boiling point!
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