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Comments: Roma has 3 center forwards
Abrahms - injured but has contract til 2026 Lukaku - on Loan from Chelsea - contract til 2026 Azmoun - on Loan from Leverkusen - contract til 2027 Between Lukaku and Azmoun they will probably try to sign one permanently
Comments: Big win though. 4-0
Comments: Azmoon got two minutes of playing time today.
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Comments: Lol https://x.com/InternetH0F/status/1765573100492423508?s=20
Comments: Farzad, So who was the greatest of all time that your friend humped?
Comments: Send it to me. Thanks for your generosity
Comments: Shahin so big of her. Only if they let her. . I just finished sending my pre-Eid help to some needy people in iran. Let me know where to send the help.
Comments: So KAmkAr. Here is a clean joke. It is about this Lor college friend of mine but has nothing to do with Lors😂 This guy in his senior year was looking for an elective class to take and so he takes Psychology 101. The class was in a big auditorium with like 200 students. So the professor is talking about the subject of whether anyone encountered with hearing things or seeing objects. So he asks the Students: Has anyone here seen ghosts? About 10 people raise their hands and sure enough my buddy was one of them. Then the teacher asks has anyone of you talked to ghosts? About 5 people raise their hand and sure enough my buddy was one of them. Then the teacher asks, has anyone kissed a ghost? Two people raise their hand and sure enough one of them was my Lor buddy. The teacher finally asks the ultimate question. Has anyone had sex with goasts. Well, only one person raises his hand and sure enough that was my buddy. So the professor all excited calls him up and tells him come on down let's talk. He runs down from the last row and comes to the professor and professor asks him "ok tell us, tell us how was it having sex with ghosts?" Surprised he said "Did you say goasts? Nooooooo way... I thought you meant "goats"! 😉
Comments: Our friend Ramin who visits this site, his wife is in Iran and will be helping sending aid to Sistan Balouchestan due to recent floods. Let me know if you want to help
Comments: But what about people in Gaza???!!! . Executions in Iran hit 8-year high in 2023 . Use of the death penalty surged by 43 percent following huge protests prompted by Mahsa Amini’s death.
Comments: I know kamkAr. Was kidding. Actually very funny. As long as it is not rashti or torki joke 😂😂
Comments: Farzad, sorry I de-laugh my joke.
Comments: Let's not belittle the Great Socrates. ▫️ Bing AI: ▫️ Socrates is considered one of the most impactful figures in human history, as he is viewed as the founding father of Western philosophy ¹. His philosophical contributions, particularly the Socratic method, have had a lasting influence on ethics, morality, and critical thinking ². Additionally, his emphasis on self-examination and questioning assumptions has shaped the development of Western philosophy and continues to influence contemporary thought ³. His legacy extends beyond philosophy, as his method of inquiry has impacted various fields, including law and education ². Socrates' impact on humanity is profound, and his ideas continue to be studied and debated to this day ⁴.
Comments: *وقتی موعد اعدام سقراط رسید، زنش رو دید که داشت گریه میکرد...!* *نزدیکش شد و پرسید: چه چیزی باعث گریهات شده عزیزم؟* *زن گفت: ظالمانه کشته خواهی شد!* *سقراط در حالیکه اونو تو آغوش گرفته بود گفت: یعنی اگه عادلانه کشته میشدم گریه نمیکردی؟!* *زن گفت: منظورم اینه که داری بیگناه کشته میشی!* *سقراط گفت: یعنی دوس داشتی گناهکار کشته میشدم؟!* *زن خودشو از آغوش سقراط رها کرد و گفت:* *کص خارت که لحظه بگا رفتنت هم دست از فلسفهبافی ور نمیداری!* *مادر جنده با همین کارات ریدی تو زندگیمون!* 😂😂😂 |
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